I’m sat in a cafe, and it’s narcotic, I’m guessing from the decor that its trying to relive the past.
I’m almost a quarter of the way through my bacon sandwich, it’s nice, but I should have indulged in a full breakfast. You see, the table adjacent to mine did, and now they are gorging themselves on fodder that could have been mine.
Today has been an interesting day! It began in the usual manner, the shill tone of the alarm clock, and the sun’s dim glow from behind drawn curtains, indicated that a new day had begun.
But as I placed the dental floss between my protruding teeth, something felt slightly odd! Something I couldn’t explain had stirred the excitement gene, generating a power surge behind the mechanics of my thoughts and it was peculiarly nauseating!
With the chores completed I ventured into the nearby city to purchase shoes. You see, winter is fast approaching and my cholesterol-lined arteries now require assistance to heat my feet in the coldest of weather.
A very rich man decided to prove the quote, “You can’t take it with you”, wrong.
Before he died he requested that all his gold be buried with him.
Sure enough after his death he found himself in heaven along with all his gold.
He was so excited that he had actually taken it with him that he went up to the pearly gates and exclaimed “Look at this, you can take it with you.”
Another man who had also just arrived in heaven, looked at the gold in the mans hand and asked. . .
“Why would you want to bring pavement with you?”