A very rich man decided to prove the quote, “You can’t take it with you”, wrong.
Before he died he requested that all his gold be buried with him.
Sure enough after his death he found himself in heaven along with all his gold.
He was so excited that he had actually taken it with him that he went up to the pearly gates and exclaimed “Look at this, you can take it with you.”
Another man who had also just arrived in heaven, looked at the gold in the mans hand and asked. . .
“Why would you want to bring pavement with you?”
I’m sat here having a coffee & I can hear someone having a right old laugh!.
Its funny the more I can hear them, the more I’m sat here grinning, I have no idea what they are laughing about but for some unknown reason my cheek muscles have stretched my jaw into a beaming smile. . .quite odd!. . .